During my afternoon constitutional yesterday I happened upon a swarm of bugs. They just hovered there like a hive full of bees only inside out and I did actually think to myself, “you bugs are idiots.” Of course I wouldn’t dare say it to their faces but that didn’t make it any less true.
Besides the bugs in my garden I’ve also got a Rosella infestation happening in my roof. These little red parrot looking things give my house a certain Snow White vibe but have also eaten through several feet of cabling which I usually like to keep all my electricity in. I only realised they were doing it after I took the bins out one evening and saw them glowing in the trees like it was Christmas.