February 24th, 2010
Beauty is Only Fur Deep
Remember when you were a kid and everything was simple? There were only goodies and baddies and there were no in-betweens. The problem is that now it's going to take that little bit longer to work out whether I should be running away from the Jacob Black's screaming in fear or running towards Jacob Black's screaming in crazy-ass teenage hormonal frenzy.
dave
February 24th, 2010 at 6:39 am
Dave, I still can’t watch anything to do with werewolves without getting nightmares… ever since you cruelly made me watch the attack scene in ‘An American Werewolf in London’ as an impressionable 6-year-old!
February 24th, 2010 at 6:50 am
wow…did I really? …I guess the real monster was me this whole time
sorry Em, maybe this link will help. It turns out that werewolf never existed.
http://www.latinoreview.com/news/taylor-lautner-fan-letter-to-universal-your-wolfman-ripped-off-twilight-9247
February 24th, 2010 at 8:05 am
While the Twilight may have reassured me that werewolves are nothing more than tween candy nothing will help me overcome my fear of Twilight movies… I’m so scared Dave, hold me
February 24th, 2010 at 8:26 am
I love it!
February 24th, 2010 at 8:50 am
My avatar is not right : ( Why is it so? I think I managed to fix it though…
I have a sinking suspicion that we should be more afraid of the evil powers of fangirls like the one in the article than of Twilight itself. Although a good ritual burning never goes astray!
February 24th, 2010 at 8:54 am
avatar not fixed : (
February 24th, 2010 at 9:48 pm
avatar is a-go-go!
February 25th, 2010 at 9:59 pm
Aw, Hannah Montana, yay!
February 26th, 2010 at 11:07 am
Everyone is missing the point. Who the fuck knows their surnames in Twilight except the giggling 15 year olds??