Letting the cat out of the bag
Hoi there everybody! So those department heads are trying to improve productivity but instead of meeting industry pay standards or removing the dead possums from the roof, they’ve opted to challenge all the teams to compete against each other for the best overall score this month. This is then to be presented to them in much the same way as a two year old presents their parents with crayon all over the walls.
Just quietly, I have a fiercely competitive edge with things like this and I learned a long time ago that the only way to win a management-based challenge is surprisingly not through completing the most work but instead through the dirtiest of dirty tricks campaigns. The other teams don’t stand a chance once those laxatives kick in…and then that golden ticket will be mine!
see you tomorrow
dave
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January 28th, 2010 at 7:39 am
ah dave… I think you’ve missed the point of the exercise. It’s about the future, not the now. It’s about being inclusive, not exclusivity. But most importantly, it’s about getting half a day off :p
January 28th, 2010 at 4:59 pm
wait…what? There’s a half day up for grabs? You better strap yourself into your toilet seat mate, because this month is going to be a heck of a bumpy ride for you.
February 11th, 2010 at 12:47 pm
I for one want to see a comic based on the adventures of the dead possum!