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After a little while, it had dried off sufficiently to be able to walk again, if a little unsteadily, Neomycin Erythromycin Bowel Protocol ebay, and it unsteadily walked right off the railing I had placed it on; falling to the floor of the balcony. But its imminent painful landing was saved at the last minute by a spiderweb, Neomycin Erythromycin Bowel Protocol. That was certainly a close call. Until a quick witted spider shot out of its hiding place and began to wrap the bee up in its spidery clingwrap to be eaten at its leisure. 500mg Neomycin Erythromycin Bowel Protocol, This was a bit of a shock to me (probably more for the bee) and I considered saving the bee yet again .

Now, I'm relatively indifferent to spiders; I approve of their fly killing policy but am hesitant to support their bee killing policy; and may well have tried to save the bee again, had it not been for a certain movie called "Final Destination." I know how that movie ends (probably much the same as the sequel) and I decided that if I did try to save it again, fate would have to take what it was owed in other ways, Neomycin Erythromycin Bowel Protocol canada. Neomycin Erythromycin Bowel Protocol, If I saved it from the spider, who knows what fate would throw at it. Maybe a light aircraft would crash land on my balcony, burning that bee to kingdom come and possibly injuring me at the same time...

Now, 750mg Neomycin Erythromycin Bowel Protocol, I like bees... but not enough to meddle with forces outside of my control. Maybe all those wildlife documentarians aren't really just a bunch of dicks who get some kind of sick pleasure out of filming zebras getting mutilated. Maybe they were once just like me, and tried to save the zebras; only to have them savagely torn apart by giant spiders.., Neomycin Erythromycin Bowel Protocol.

If there is one lesson to be learned from all this, then surely it is that you should feel free to be a hero if you have to, 1000mg Neomycin Erythromycin Bowel Protocol, but know that fate is a fickle mistress who has been turning tricks for much longer than you or I have.

ps. It could also be that flies are jerks and zebras will do anything to get on the telly.

Yours sincerely,

Dave.

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  1. mumsie

    Loved your poignant story Dave. When you were a little boy you were bitten by a bee and had a rather painful reaction, so I was thrilled by the sheer bravery of your actions in trying to save that tiny bee who could have done you in…
    On a different note I was shocked to see that I, the woman who birthed you and suckled you, was not on the Board. You ungrateful little vermin – you are lower than those very flies that you purport to despise. Oh sure Andy’s the Gold Crown computer whizz! How quickly we forget our beginnings. Let me remind you in the words of Sylvia Plath-
    “Love set you going like a fat gold watch.
    The midwife slapped your footsoles, and your bald cry
    Took its place among the elements.”
    What is there left to say but adieu!

  2. dave

    yes mum…
    sorry mum…

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