The Dawning of the Age of Blog-quarius
Since I was a glint in my fathers eye, I have dreamt of having the opportunity to blog; and not unlike a certain director of the Lord of the Rings, I had to wait until the technology caught up with me...
As a toddler, I made startling monologues in my bowl of alphabetti spaghetti. As a small boy, I gained critical acclaim for some rather poignant observations left strategically in magnetic letters on the fridge and, during my formative years, I wrote many angst ridden letters to the editors of several reputable publications which delved in great detail into the essence of social and political nuance in this ever changing world.
I held a mirror up to multicultural society and dared the world to look at it's reflection. All this, I did in eager anticipation of a new, incredible medium hiding just around the corner (and I don't mean Allison Dubois who is neither incredible or hiding around the corner). The said medium to which I refer is blogging and ich bin ein guy who is ready to mix things up blog style.
Now some of you may be entertaining the thought that I am way behind the head of the pack when it comes to voicing my opinions in the wonderful world of wide web but to you I say that I am like a wily hyena who has the good sense to sneak up behind the pack and target the weaker, Sunday bloggers, thus working my way through the pack, growing more powerful with each of my fallen prey. Until finally, I shall reach the head of the pack and take the position of dominant alpha male. Although to keep in the spirit of the internet, I shall become the dominant alpha e-male...
The only significant drawback is that time has made me indifferent and lazy. Such cruel irony. Still, I'm sure there's more to blogging than just randomly typing rubbish... I will endeavour to find out and report back. So be prepared for all kinds of blog upside your faces.
Yours sincerely, Dave
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